Dog's Perspective

Today I don't really feel like doing much so I am just going to sleep and bark at some cars as they drive by. I will make that silly man get me my food and water whenever I want it. When he says things to me I going to bark at him because he takes me outside and I get to run around. I never understand what he says to me but whenever I  crawl all over him he gets loud and pushes me off of him.I just love attention that I always follow him around. I can never get enough of him, but I'm going to bed now goodnight.